AZIZ ANSARIZ BEFORE PARKS & RECREATION – Courtesy: The Avenue Agency
When the creators of NBC’s hit sitcom The Office approached Aziz Ansari about a new mocumentary-style sitcom, the 25-year-old stand-up comedian said yes — even though he had no clue what the show was going to be about.
Now three years later, that show — Parks and Recreation, staring Ansari as Tom Haverford — is a hit.
Born in Columbia, S.C., Ansari is one of only a few Indian comedians on the Hollywood scene. Yet the actor’s humor is not solely based on his identity. In fact, characters like Haverford and Chet, whom Ansari plays in the new film 30 Minutes or Less, could be played by almost anyone. Almost. But with his comedic talent, Ansari was a shoo-in for the roles.
“I’m very happy when I’m able to take roles from white actors,” Ansari says jokingly to weekends on All Things Consideredguest host David Greene. “If a part is written for a white guy and then I get cast, I’m very proud of myself. It’s like a victory for all minorities,” he says.
In all seriousness, Ansari says his comedy is about life and personal anecdotes like friends getting married and having babies — events that he says he couldn’t begin to deal with in his life right now.
“That kind of stuff seems so far away for me and seems like such a crazy amount of responsibility,” he says. “So I talk about the fear of those kinds of things.”
In a strange twist, Ansari started his comedic career while attending New York University’s Stern School of Business.
“I just started doing stand-up while I was in college,” Ansari tells Greene. “I didn’t have any aspirations to be in movies or TV or anything like that. I just liked doing stand-up and wanted to get better at it the same way someone would like to get better at playing guitar,” he says.
And get better he did. From the comedy clubs in New York, Ansari began to make short films that eventually led to the MTV sketch-comedy show, Human Giant.
“You have a lot better odds if you develop stuff yourself,” he says.
Soon even bigger offers came rolling in. Ansari’s resume includes acting roles in Funny People; I Love You, Man; andObserve and Report. Now the stand-up comedian, who still tours from time to time, stars alongside Jesse Eisenberg in the new release 30 Minutes or Less.
“Yep, my brown-bearded face is on that screen the whole time,” Ansari says.
What’s next? Some sources say he’s working on an R&B album …
Burns: Mad Monster Lab
Great new level of special effects makeup. I really wish these guys were around when I was really into this when I was in high school. I used to read Fangoria magazine and imagine being a makeup effects artist. Alas, I am not. However, I still love inide film! Have a look and leave your comments below.
Lame Vampire
This film was submitted to my personal Youtube page: CussinSailor36. I have to believe these guys are just messing around. I’d like to see something a little more serious myself, but you may get a chuckle out of this. Enjoy! Please leave a comment below and feel free to hit up their Youtube page: YourNextBestFriends. Do you have a film you want more people to see? Let me know where to link to it or send me a physical copy. Contact me and I’ll send you my physical address. I’ve started a campaign to get more short films on television in my area. If I get them on the air, you will be notified.
The Package – Directed by Anthony J. Mack
This film was submitted by Anthony J. Mack to my personal Youtube account at CussinSailor36. Please view it and leave your comments below and don’t forget to visit his Youtube page: Themack11300 and subscribe to see his future films. Do you have a film you want more people to see? Let me know where to link to it or send me a physical copy. Contact me and I’ll send you my physical address. I’ve started a campaign to get more short films on television in my area. If I get them on the air, you will be notified.
LOCATION SCOUT – Courtesy: The Avenue Agency
On The Road With A Scout
Scouting can mean days and weeks on the road, so your car becomes a home away from home. Location manager Doug Dresser keeps his trunk loaded up: a toolkit, safety goggles and a dust mask — you never know when a wind storm is going to come up — an extra pair of socks, bright orange safety cones, tent stakes and poles, duct tape, an umbrella, a poncho.
But the most important item in his trunk is a camera.
“When you’re scouting, when you have to get the shot — dust mask, goggles, I’m in! I’ll do anything for the shot,” Dresser says.
Today he’s checking out six L.A. sites, and as always he’ll take tons of photos to show the director and production designer. One location has a big open space: “You can build sets in here,” Dresser notes. “We could pull our movie trucks right up here”
But the smell is just too much — the building is a defunct dairy near L.A.’s Chinatown, now a huge warehouse with the distinct aroma of sour milk. It’s not right for the project Dresser is scouting: a Screen Gems fantasy adventure that’s in its very early stages, and whose title he’s not at liberty to share. (The outline, though: teenagers, abandoned buildings, creepy situations.)
Done with the dairy, Dresser moves on.
“We read the script, we break it down and it’s a blank canvas,” he says. “You’re always on a hunt for that perfect location.”
Perfect is the next place Doug scouts: Linda Vista Community Hospital. It’s been rented out to filmmakers for more than 20 years, and it always looks different. (Witness its various guises in movies from Pearl Harbor to Outbreak to L.A. Confidential to Conspiracy Theory.)
He takes me to the basement, into the hospital’s former morgue. It’s cold and dark, with paint peeling off the walls — a pretty dreadful place.
“It’s a glamorous profession,” Dresser says.
Half-true enough. On any given day, Dresser could spend time in multimillion-dollar mansions and then in the dirtiest, most flea-ridden alley you’ve ever seen in your life.
“To do our job, to be a location scout, you have to love both equally,” he says.
That same day, Dresser scouted an abandoned, boarded-up library filled with cobwebs; the old Alexandria Hotel, built in the early 1900s and once home to big Oscar-night dinner parties; and an outdoor expanse underneath the Sixth Street Bridge. That last one is among the most-filmed locations in Los Angeles.
“It looks like any industrial downtown,” Dresser says. “It’s graphic; you got parking and trucks underneath it. It’s kind of beautiful architecturally, and it fills in for Any City, USA.”
‘Like Throwing A Full-Blown Wedding Every Day’
After a location has been scouted and approved, the location manager has to deal with other filming preparations: permits, extra police, tents for hair and makeup, food — everything.
“The recurring dream any location manager has,” Dresser says — and by “dream” he clearly means “nightmare” — “is that you show up and the gates are locked and no one’s there.”
Movie folk — including actor Matt Damon and director Cameron Crowe, who were filming inside — swarmed a corner restaurant in the L.A. neighborhood of Los Feliz in late January. They were working on the movie We Bought a Zoo, based on a true story by Benjamin Mee.

At a small corner restaurant back in Los Feliz, shooting has begun for the Matt Damon movie We Bought a Zoo. Location manager Chris Baugh, who was working before on the zoo construction at the ranch, comes to Los Feliz to solve a few problems on the neighborhood set. One question comes from the best boy grip, who wants to know where on the location he can park his car.
It’s little things like that that fill up a location manager’s day. Baugh says it’s like throwing a full-blown wedding for 200 people — in a different place every day for 50 days. Except that at these weddings, commandos drop onto the roof some days, or a machine gun fight begins. And then there’s a tidal wave.
When problems crop up, Baugh says, the cry goes up: ” ‘Get me location, get me locations, where the hell is locations?’ And you have to solve everything.”
Director Cameron Crowe says it’s all worth it, if it helps an actor like Damon.
“What was great was being able to bring him to these places and say, ‘This is what we found.’ And he immediately said, ‘I feel the movie here. I can play this character,’ ” Crowe says.
For Crowe, the long, hard work of location scouting — and set designing, lighting, cinematography, performing, directing, all of it — is most successful when it disappears.
“The movie should make it all feel invisible,” he says. “The movie should make it feel like you’re just viewing somebody living a life. To be living a life on screen, they have to feel like that’s their house, this is where they were born. [They have to be] comfortable enough to make you believe it.”
And so location, location, location: It’s the first step in getting us to suspend disbelief for a few hours, and enter other lives.
LOCATIONS Part 2 – Courtesy: The Avenue Agency
Filming In The Concrete Jungle, With All Sorts of Animals
Panzarella also scouted and managed The Italian Job, starring Mark Wahlberg and Donald Sutherland.
“It was about as ambitious a location film for action as has ever been shot in L.A.,” he says. “We closed Hollywood Boulevard for six days. We had traffic jams with hundreds of cars lining the streets. We had helicopters flying 500 feet over our heads.”
For the Justin Timberlake film Now, it was location manager John Panzarella who made the arrangements to close the Sixth Street Bridge in Los Angeles. (The Fourth Street bridge, too, for another scene). Don’t be too hard on him, though: It’s just part of the job.

Chaos like that means one more thing for location managers to manage: the enmity of non-movie-makers. For the Timberlake film, two bridges were shut down for a recent day of shooting. Imagine how unhappy that made L.A. drivers.
Near Hollywood, some other streets have been closed in recent weeks for a film called We Bought a Zoo. Director Cameron Crowe was filming in the neighborhood of Los Feliz.
“Yesterday I came in angry,” says local resident Kerry Sutkin. But it didn’t last. “Matt Damon kept walking by.”
Four-legged neighbors? Gotta think of them, too. Miles from Los Feliz, on a 450-acre ranch in Thousand Oaks, location manager Chris Baugh is overseeing the creation of that same film’s zoo — made from scratch just for the movie. There are horses pastured nearby, and while everything seems bucolic and calm at the moment, that could change: Tigers will eventually populate the zoo set.
“Wait till we bring in the big cats,” Baugh says.
Plus, there will be a lot of other creatures on the film — flamingos, llamas, monkeys and the bear. For a six-week shoot, Baugh will also have to provide facilities for the care, feeding and safety of a tamer group (one hopes): the cast and crew.
It must be tempting to throw up your hands, say it’s too difficult, opt to build the zoo on a sound stage instead. But that’s not an option for a location scout.
“We’re not allowed to say no; we have to make it work. So we find a way,” Baugh says.
Following The Director’s Orders
Location scout Lori Balton steered filmmakers to the ranch for Zoo’s makeshift zoo. She first discovered it for the filmSeabiscuit.
“We leave no stone unturned,” Balton says. “And you have to show [a director] lots of possibilities, but in my heart I felt this was the right one.”
Balton says a big part of scouting is getting inside a director’s head to find sites that match his or her mental images. She says working with director Michael Bay on Pearl Harbor was a challenge.
“He said, ‘I want something white. It’s gotta be white, it’s gotta be white, it’s gotta be white.’ Oh, week after week, into months, we’re looking for white, white, white. And finally I see something black, and I go, ‘You know what? This kind of works. I’m going to show it to him.’ And he looks at it. And he looks at me. And he goes, ‘This is exactly what I asked you to find — why did it take so long?’ ”
Ah, all in a days work!
LOCATION, LOCATION, LOCATION! – Courtesy: The Avenue Agency
There’s more to making a movie than just great acting or directing.
In the old days, movies — even the big epics — were shot on studio back lots. Tara, that iconic Gone With the Windplantation, was made of plywood and papier maché.
These days, movie locations are mostly real, though. And they’re found by location scouts, who are often the first people hired for a film.
Should be easy work, right? You drive around town, spot a house you think could work for a film, drive back home? Not quite.
Each year, NPR’s Susan Stamberg profiles behind-the-scenes pros who help make the movies happen. This is the second of two stories for 2011.
In downtown Los Angeles one recent afternoon, location manager John Panzarella was working on a bridge he’d found, staging a car chase for the Justin Timberlake movie Now. It’s one of a long list of locales he had scouted for the film.
“In many scripts you get about 40 locations,” Panzarella says. “In this picture, there are over 100 locations.”
And he has to find them all — bridges, tunnels, office buildings, apartments, beaches. Then, once shooting starts, he has to manage every aspect of every location.
On Location With Doug Dresser
Credit: Courtesy Doug Dresser (except as noted)
His job includes “setting up parking, making arrangements with all the neighbors, making the deals with the places we’re going to be filming, and then sort of babysitting the whole crew and make sure everybody plays nice together,” he explains.
A period film presents particular challenges. On 1997′s L.A. Confidential — set in the 1950s — Panzarella was responsible for what’s called “anachronism removal.”
Take the stripes on the road: Today’s are yellow. In ’50s L.A., Panzarella says, “there were no double yellow stripes.
“So everywhere we went, we had to get permission to change the yellows to double whites.”
They took down satellite dishes everywhere they went, took garbage cans off the streets, crime bars off the windows.
“Everywhere we went, we had to make it perfect period ’50s,” Panzarella says.
The full story can be read on NPR’s website (http://www.npr.org/2011/02/25/134032333/for-location-scouts-its-all-about-making-the-scene).








